Buffalo Bills Need to Get Stories Straight, and That’s the Truth

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Looking at a schedule while calculating the number of months it takes for a stranger to recover from surgery: being a football fan is weird. At least the absurdity distracts from angst. Shaq Lawson might not be back until after Continue reading

Memories Never Retire as Buffalo Bills Honor Bruce Smith

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Retiring numbers is a numbers game. Bruce Smith is one of the best defensive ends in NFL history, not just the Buffalo Bills. This makes shelving 78 a call as obvious as starting him during the Super Bowl. Fans would be Continue reading

Buffalo Bills Shaq Pick Can’t Be Attacked

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These are baffling times for Buffalo Bills fans unaccustomed to competence. It’s sometimes nice to feel confused. The 2010 versions of us were used to a perpetually struggling team making superfluous first choices at the NFL Draft. Instead, enjoy another Continue reading

No Long-Term Extension for Buffalo Bills Tyrod Taylor in Short Term

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It’s always good to save money even if you’re presently sitting on a pile of twenties. Clipping coupons isn’t beneath the wealthy; in fact, saving 50 cents on every Cheez-It box could over time enable a move from Baltic Avenue Continue reading

No More Days Off as Ryan, Buffalo Bills Must End Drought

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Rex Ryan plans to win a championship right after he figures out which days are not for working. It’s our fault for thinking a second-time coach would have mundane details such as scheduling matters in order. Fans debated subtleties his tone Continue reading